American Horror Story: Coven – Bitchcraft – S03E01

The following is a transcribed/novelized version I am attempting of the first episode of the third season of American Horror Story: Coven.

Part One.

Through the darkness, a horse whinnies and his black coat reflects the little light that shines from the oil-driven street lamps. The streets of New Orleans in 1834 are quite empty and most homes have darkened windows, the residents asleep in preparation for the next morning’s workday. One set of windows is very bright, the curtains drawn and shadows of well-to-do party goers falling upon the porch. Laughter and light piano playing emanates from this home. A party is underway at the Maison de Delfine.

The lady of the house is attempting to marry off her daughters to affluent suitors at this soireé. The lamplight shines upon the decorated coats of three handsome bachelors who stand around Madame Delfine, listening to her jaunty banter while she fans her round face. Closing her fan, she begins to introduce the men to her daughters, who are dressed as elaborately as their mother. Large bustle skirts and tight corset tops. Feathers rise from the back of each daughter’s head and their ears and necks are adorned with jewels. They each nod as Madame Delfine starts the introductions in her southern drawl.

“Gentlemen, I want you to meet my daughters. Marie Louise Pauline, Marie Louise Jeanne and, from my first marriage, Marie Delfine Lopez but everyone calls her Borquita. What they may lack in outer beauty, they more than make up for with their many talents. Borquita’s a huge help to me with the domestics. While Jeanne excels in petit point. My youngest, Pauline, well, her major talent has yet to present itself.”

Pauline, ever the pestilent child, smirks while stating, “Perhaps my talent is in the boudoir, Mother dear.”

Madame Delfine, obviously embarrassed, says, “I guess we’ll find out on your wedding night, mon petit.” She then cracks open the lace fan and waves away the blush rising in her cheeks. She chuckles and resumes her poise.

Pauline looks away from her mother to the black servant in the adjoining room. A seductive glance. He looks back at her, surprised and attempting to hide this moment from any onlookers.

Later that evening, when all the guests have left, Madame Delfine is in her bedroom. She is dipping a brush into a bowl and smearing the thick, red concoction on her face. Slowly, as if she wants to savor the moment, each cheek is painted. She starts brushing it on her neck when her husband bursts into the room.

“Mon cherie” he says, out of breath.

“When the blood dries, my skin’s supposed to be tight as a drum,” she states, “Just look at this waddle!” She sniffs the bowl. “This blood’s not fresh. Borquita! S’ak pase’w la?”

“Mon cherie, something’s happened during the dinner party.”

Madame Delfine is informed of the travesty and quickly stomps into the parlor, where Pauline is disheveled and sitting on the chaise. She immediately starts slapping Pauline with full-arm blows to the face.

“Stupid slut! I invite all the eligible bachelors just to meet you and you spread your filthy legs for the houseman! You might as well rut with the family dog!”

“You can’t control me, Mother.” Pauline utters through clenched teeth.

“The hell I can’t!” She continues roundhouse slaps to Pauline’s head. “The hell I can’t. You know what we’re going to say? We are going to say he took you by force! Like the savage he is!”

The servant is bound with chains and standing a few feet away. He is shaking and says, “No ma’am. I did no such thing. Pauline came on to me and I told her I belong to someone else!”

“Keep that mongrel quiet!” she barks to her husband and he clubs the servant over the head. The servant drops to his knees and cries out in pain. “Haul him upstairs!”

The servant whimpers, “no… no… no…” while Pauline, ashamed, looks away from his eyes.

Cages line the walls of the attic, the heat making the faces in the cages wet with perspiration.

“Bonsoir, my pets” Madame Delfine says as she walks into the room, holding a lantern up to see. “Did ya’ll miss me?”
One of the faces she passes is grunting in muffled pain. Attempting to yell with a sewn up mouth.

“Hush up or I will rip your lips open and stuff more shit in there.”

“Why are you doing this to us?” another one asks.

“Because I can.” she says smugly. “Oh, merde. Now we’re going to have flies up here,” referring to one of the cages’ rotting corpse.

Her husband is stringing up the servant who now has a swollen eye and blood dripping from his head. He is sobbing and Madame Delfine is taking pleasure in his discomposure.

“There, that should do it,” her husband says as he finishes binding Bastian.

Addressing the servant, she says, “Bastian, you want to rut like a beast, then we’re going to treat you like one. Where’s my pickaninny with the head?”

A black child is walking towards her with a severed animal’s head, holding it by the horns. Bastian’s whimpering becomes frantic.

“Put it on him,” she orders.

The child slowly climbs up beside Bastian and places the hollowed out bull’s head over Bastian’s.

“Darling, you have outdone yourself. How ever did you think this up?”

“My great literacy began with Greek mythology. I used to sit on daddy’s lap and he would read me those stories full of their vengeful gods and wondrous, miraculous creatures. But the Minotaur was always my favorite. Half man, half bull. And now, I have one of my very own.”

Bastian’s writhing and muffled sobs increase as the two masters of the house leave the room.

Elton John Letter For Sale

20 years ago, Elton John “came out” as being gay. I was 23 and wrote a long, personal letter, thanking him for providing a positive role model and explaining my struggle to make it in the music business while living in a small town. I had heard he had a home in Buckhead, which is a section of Atlanta. So, I addressed the letter to him with only Buckhead as the street address. Somehow the letter got to him and he actually wrote back.
In the letter, he responds to my questions and comments that he has no regrets other than hurting people while abusing substances. He gives me some advice -get out of the small town- and wishes me love and luck.
Well, the time has come for me to pare down my belongings. I expect this handwritten letter to fetch six figures. Therefore,I took it to a autograph dealer and had them verify the authenticity and provide a certificate.
It was written on Elton John AIDS Foundation stationery and comes with the hand-written addressed envelope.
Serious inquiries only, please. You can barely find autographs from Elton on ebay, let alone a full handwritten letter!
Use the contact form on the contact page.

American Horror Story:Coven

I was going to wait until the end of the season to write about American Horror Story:Coven, but I decided to split this up, since there’s a break in the story due to Thanksgiving.

After they wrote last season targeted directly at me, I couldn’t imagine how they could top it. I had seen some of the previews and read about the storyline and was torn. Was this going to be a cheesy Halloween witch story? Then to have it set in New Orleans. Ugh. Well,

I am in love with Jessica’s acting skills, so I gave it a shot. Then when the first episode came on and Angela Bassett was there, I wasn’t sure how I was going to get past the Tina Turner character that I have associated with her.

I like period pieces, so when Kathy Bates showed up on screen in that dress, I started to have a change of heart about the new series

This season seems to have two types of episodes. One that is exciting and riveting and one that moves the story along.

Jessica Lange as Fiona Goode is just like the previous season. You hate her in one episode and then love her the next! Even her skills as a witch does not help the ravages of time. You see her brilliant acting skills over and over.

I will preface my next comment with my take on art again… if art makes you love it or hate it, then it has invoked some type of emotion. Therefore, it is a success. If art is forgettable, then it is not art. With that being said, Lily Rabe, whose character I hated in the last season (because I was supposed to), plays a soft hearted (so far) wood nymph-esque innocent witch from the swamps. Every time she comes on screen, Stevie Nicks sings. Beautiful story with her!

I will have to say that I was rolling my eyes when the zombie things started happening, but it actually moved the storyline.

I will wait until the end of the series to give it an overall judgement but for now I am on the edge of my seat waiting for the next Jessica Langue snappy remark!

WordPress blog posting on android… ugh

I have attempted to post my last couple of blog posts with my phone and I just have to say that typing a long post on android is very difficult. I pride myself on punctuation and sprlling (lol). Phones make this a task. So I apologize and will probably try to correct some things in my last few posts.
One of the last couple of posts, I attempted to use speech to text and I read it the other day and cringed. I can’t blame that one on fat thumbs. Maybe fat lips? See?

3DZ Pizza Wilton Manors Oakland Park -Review

Due to my excellent culinary palate (lol), I was invited to a tasting of the new 3DZ Pizza in Wilton Manors. This was a private event, so I got to sample a large portion of the menu. 3DZ is where Island City Pizza was-next door to the “Corner Pub’. 1913 N. Andrews, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33311.
The actual opening date is scheduled for December 9, 2013. But while we were there, several potential customers arrived, wanted pizza, so they may want to go ahead and start serving!
Let me just start by saying that the owner, David, was an excellent host, seemed like a really nice guy and was able to juggle several courses like a pro! Welcome to the neighborhood!
He started us off with garlic knots with dough that was melt-in-your-mouth. The pizza was LOADED with pepperoni and cheese. He did not skimp at all. I asked him if that was going to be the quantity of pepperoni and cheese on his final product or if this was just for the tasting and he said, “I believe that the toppings should be to the edge”. It was decadence at $16 for a large (price may change but it would have been great at $20).
The sauce is a little on the sweet side. The cheese was so good that when you lifted a slice out, it produced continuous strings… fun!
The meat lasagne was good. I liked this because the pasta was cooked like I like it-floppy!
Then we got to my favorite dish and what I will probably go to this place for more than anything else-the apple dessert pizza. Omg! Extreme decadence! Edge-to-edge apple, cinnamon and sugar!!! This was the bomb! I usually don’t like “pizzert”, but this changed that.
David mentioned some type of breakfast pizza he is planning… hope it’s not a secret!
All in all, this was a great experience. Warm atmosphere. Friendly staff. I look forward to the opening!

Internet Transparency – Bullying

Would they allow you in a bank fully covered from head to toe?

Would any business allow you inside while wearing a mask?

I don’t think so. Maybe if it was Halloween.

Internet transparency has allowed people for quite a number of years to commit fraud and bully and dupe people with no repercussions. I think you should not be allowed to use the internet without signing on, verifying your identity (maybe even a fingerprint) or some other way of taking responsibility for what you say or do online.

 

Defending Pop Stars

Even though I was very into pop stars as a teen, I don’t think I ever got offended when someone said something disparaging about them. I certainly didn’t try to defend them. I find it funny to see people in their 20’s, 30’s and even 40’s defending pop stars like they have a vested interest in them.

I read a simple story about how xtina is going back to the voice (don’t watch any shows like that), and in the midst of scrolling down the page, I saw all these comments about how shakira was better, the better singer, etc. The images of the people making these comments looked like they were in their 20’s. Come on.

Years ago, my favorite artist pissed me off when I was at one of their concerts. I vowed not to buy anything else of theirs. It was kind of easy to do, since the music had gone downhill quite a bit. Before that, I was happy being the only person (or so I thought) who listened to their music.

David Sedaris’ C.O.G. 4 out of 5 stars

There are three types of entertainment. Things you like, things you hate and things you are indifferent about. The worst one of the three is the indifference. As an artist, if you’ve created something that invokes some type of emotion-either love or hate, then you have succeeded. If someone has forgotten they’ve seen your work, then you have failed at creating art.

I actually didn’t even know this movie existed until yesterday. I’m a big fan of David Sedaris’ work and just like most of his fans have been waiting for a movie version of his stories. I tried not reading any reviews while I was attempting to find this available online for watching. I ended up watching it through Amazon’s on demand video and actually paid for it. I figured some of the cash would go into David Sedaris’ pocket.

I didn’t know which story this was based on, so I was watching this movie with fresh eyes. Once he got to the guys trailer, I immediately remembered the story.

The movie is slow moving and without David’s narration all of the comedy is gone, so this was not a feel good movie. If someone who had not read David Sedaris’ stories watched this, I believe they would be very confused by the main character’s actions and reactions.

Growing up in Southern Baptist America, this kind of stuff hits too close to home. What you see in this movie is reality.

After watching the movie, I read a few of the reviews from other people who obviously did not read the stories. They were confused because there was no plot. So they gave this is a very low rating. I can see why.

I am giving this 4 out of 5 stars because it’s nice to see a visualization of one of his stories. The acting was okay. They show some beautiful landscapes of Oregon and the movie left me with some horrible feelings. Which means in the grand scheme of things that it touched me somehow. And in my definition of entertainment, the movie has succeeded.

Another Of My Product Designs – Berene Bedding

Let’s start with the name. Serene + Bedding = BERENE. I envisioned bedding with themes. A day at the beach… Circus… Racing… But here’s my idea:

Photo printed sheets, comforters and pillows that all match up to the theme.

The original design is a day at the beach… The sheets would be printed with sand and small shells. The comforter that would lay on top would be printed with ocean water with foam at the top. The pillows would be conch shells, beach balls, striped towels and starfish.

The next design I did was for a racing/car fan’s room… The sheets are printed grass, the comforter is a road/asphalt and the pillows are cones, tires and streetsigns.

I submitted this one to kickstarter and they declined it because it wasn’t someone making another indie album. Actually, they said that I had to “show my work”, which meant I had to submit drawings instead of a nice mockup with photoshop. They think their audience is so stupid that they would think it was a finished product. Even with the words “mock up” smeared across them. I am trying to show that it would be printed with photorealistic scenes, so a pencil drawing is not going to show what I want to show. So, back to the drawing board… literally.

Here’s the mockup I did:

UPDATE: I have been trying to learn CAD to start having a nice visualization of my inventions/products. Here is my first attempt at creating the bed in Blender:

Quirky and Inventions/Product Designs

I recently submitted a product design of mine to Quirky.com and have realized that it’s not quite the end-all service that it claims to be. Here’s what I have gathered:

No matter how good or bad your product, it has to be a power strip or a container. Has it been done before? Doesn’t matter… unless they don’t understand your product’s value, then they will use that excuse as to why they can’t produce it.

Does it matter that your design would sell a billion units? No. What matters is that you get granny to vote for it… then it matters that you may be up against another power strip.

Speaking of power strips, my design was actually something akin to a power strip. I figured I had a chance with them right out of the gate. Well…. I found that their site doesn’t work well on the stock android browser (at least for Gingerbread), so no one who had a slightly older phone was able to vote with their phones. (Who uses a big computer anymore? Me.  LOL) So, there went half the votes. Android is now the biggest operating system out there, so… who is in charge of their web design? It isn’t like it takes much code to straighten it out, either. So, my opinion of their technical savvy went out the window.

I luckily got the required number of votes. Thought I was in the door! But wait… then they called me. The person with whom I talked to didn’t understand it. What?? They were in NYC… ahhh… a sliding glass (pet door-esque) insert isn’t something most NYC’ers would know exists. They don’t have a lot of balconies there… or backyards for that matter.

So, after I spoke with this person, I still thought I had a foot in the door. Nope. In three days, they had discussed it and decided to go with a box to put pencils in. Whaaaa? Actually, I don’t know what they went for that week, but they said to me that “there are quite a few items on the market that deal with outdoor power supplies. WHATTTTT?? A company that keeps making different versions of the same “new products” thinks the market is saturated with something????

So, here’s what I do think is good about their “service”… You at least have a major place to show your design and claim it as yours.

Here is the mock-up I put on Quirky:

http://www.quirky.com/invent/618308

I got some really good feedback and lots of people stating they would buy one… especially here in South Florida!

So I am going to try to make one myself soon. I will update when (and if) I do.