Spongecar

A few months back, I really REALLY wanted to get my car decked out to look like spongebob. Of course, the cost was going to be ultra-expensive, so I didn’t have it done.
This morning, I saw a picture on the net of a yellow car with the words “Spongebob Squarecar” stuck to the back window. I decided to at least get my photoshopped car images “out there” to show what I wanted.

So, here it is:

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What do you think?

Weirdest Dessert I Ever Had

Today, I was at Bass Pro Shop (don’t ask). They had this dessert that sounded so weird I had to get it. It’s a BALL of Sugar(crystalized) with a ball of coconut inside… You have to see the pic to get it… There’s no way to actually eat this! LOL

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Smoking…

If you are a non smoker, you don’t know how it feels to be addicted to cigarettes. I have quit smoking again (the second time this year) and realized why it’s so hard. It’s not the “having something to do with your hands” thing. When you’re a smoker, and you don’t smoke, you feel like you’re missing something. Missing a chance that you’ll never have to smoke again. That’s why we can take 2 puffs on a cigarette and then be ok. We didn’t miss that opportunity to light one up.
I had to quit smoking due to a bad cold, but it’s not like I am actually missing the cigarette thing. In fact, I have been wanting to quit to save some cash, among other reasons. I am not replacing cigs with food yet. We’ll see if that happens….

Update:
Smoking again. It happens whenever I go to Disneyworld. I want to smoke while there, for some reason.

Sigh…

I don’t have to hate Macs anymore.. I figured it out

I just figured out that a Mac is basically the equivalent to a video game system. Like a Wii. It’s very closed source, one OS for one hardware configuration.

Unless something is REALLY messed up, the Wii doesn’t crash or slow down or glitch-one OS for one machine. The only thing is, a Mac is useless in 6 months.

Windows is in another categoy altogether. It’s made for millions of different hardware and software configurations. Try doing that without having some issues. Windows is made for people who like choice and not being dictated to-free thinkers. You can choose the most expensive hardware or the cheapest. Software is the same way. Either you can choose the best on the market or the worst. You can run your windows machine for decades. I have a PC that I use for multimedia that I have had since 2001.

So, you cannot even compare Macs to PCs. They are totally different things.

The Scariest Sound I Ever Heard…

When I lived in Jersey City, NJ, I was in an apartment building. Not long after I moved in, they did a test on the alarm system. I was walking through the apartment when the alarm went off, and there was a speaker for it in the foyer. The sound went through my body like an electric shock. My reaction was actually one of being electrocuted… My body shook and then there was a pause in the alarm. It went off again and I realized what was going on.
I can’t even begin to describe the sound. I ended up taping over the alarm to deaden the sound. It went off so much for no reason that I ignored it. If the building had burned, I would have been the last one to know.

Movie Review:Drag Me To Hell

Ok, I was ready for a good, old fashioned haunting movie… The previews were great! The movie… SUCKED!

Don’t waste your time seeing this-it has so much wrong with it that it isn’t worth even laughing over. I read the reviews after I saw it and laughed at the comments.

Acting: HORRIBLE-the lead woman must have had botox right before filming this. She had no facial expressions. If you were being slapped around by a demon, you might even have a concerned look at some point, but no. She whispered her lines in the most monotonous way possible. She was beaten up and then 5 minutes later she was ready to go out with a smile and a new dress on.

Script: HORRIBLE-This plot sounded great, a nice socio-economic statement to banks, and the potential for classic horror. Add in a talking goat, a handkerchief that attacks and squeals, and a hoe-down dancing possessed man and you have crossed over into stupidville. Someone said that if this gypsy woman was powerful enough to summon a demon, why couldn’t she summon a house payment? Also, what’s a gypsy woman doing living in one place for 30 years? Hello? Gypsy=no stable living environment.

Effects: HORRIBLE-popping out eyes from an anvil on the head? Come on! Puking bugs and embalming fluid into someone else’s mouth? Childish. A flying dishrag on the rag? Ridiculous! What’s funny about false teeth being taken in and out of someone’s mouth? Nothing.

Sound Effects: HORRIBLE! what? I said, HORRIBLE! Here’s what you get… bad plot and bad scares covered up by lots of loud sound effects.

If you liked this movie, you need to check into a mental ward. It was too horror to be campy, too funny to be horror, and not a good mix of the two. Only 12 year old boys would like this movie.

This proves that the ratings system is being manipulated by the studios on IMDB.

The one good thing about this is that I got quite a few chuckles from other reviews. Hairspray with John Travolta was another one that made me puke in my mouth and then the reviews made up for the wasted time watching the movie.

DO NOT WATCH THIS CRAP!

Weirdest, Ugliest… Peacock Electronic… Thing.

Ok, I saw this in a flea market store-the owner was too happy to part with 2 of these at $2 a piece. I only saw the item on the shelf without batteries. I got it home, put batteries in it, and had to do some rigging to get it to work, and when I did, I thought I had stepped into an avian version of Carrie. (I always wanted one of those jesus crucifixes with the light up eyes!)

Not only do the eyes light up, it makes a horrible screeching noise! (Is that what they sound like?)

The only redeeming “quality” is the actual peacock feathers spreading and then collapsing-in a jerky, robotic manner.

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