I am in love with this song! I love the genius mashup of Stevie Nicks and Madonna. This came from an episode of Sherman’s Showcase that I just happened to catch. I couldn’t find the lyrics so I had to decipher these myself. “100 pounds of lace” had me laughing like crazy!
Whoever wrote this (including the music) was a genius! It is a perfect replica of what could have been a hit 80s song, and Madonna and Stevie should do a duet of this!
(song embedded below lyrics)

I’ve got a gossamer tunic

And velvet shawl

It swaddles my body

Its my makeshift wall

My gossamer tunic

Like satin wings

Its impossibly good like

The joy it brings

Chorus:

He seems simply priestly

You can pray IN my altar (pray in my altar)

Priestly so very priestly

You know you rock like Gibraltar (you rock like Gibraltar)

Concealing my shape

With the scarves like haze

Disguises my body

From the masculine gaze

I’m sexy beneath hundred pounds of lace

You won’t need to see my face

He seems simply priestly

You can pray IN my altar (pray in my altar)

Priestly so very priestly

You know you rock like Gibraltar (you rock like Gibraltar)

He seems Priestly priestly pray in my altar

(lord’s prayer in the background) Our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our tresspasses

He seems simply priestly

You can pray IN my altar (pray in my altar)

Priestly so very priestly

You know you rock like Gibraltar (you rock like Gibraltar)

He seems simply priestly

Priestly so very priestly