As I was watching the ending to the latest Rick And Morty, this song came on that made me LOL. It’s called Terryfold by Chaos Chaos (Justin Roiland), and it should be featured on the next “Show Me What You Got”.
I imagine that he was taking a much-needed shower and saw the folds in his pile of terrycloth towels lying on his bathroom floor. I really hope he wastes his money on things other than a maid so that we will get more of this kind of “out there” entertainment.
Lyrics: (from https://www.exposedlyrics.com/Chaos-Chaos/terryfold-lyrics.html)
[Intro: Justin Roiland]
Okay is it rolling…? Okay…
[Pre-Chorus: Justin Roiland]
Yeah…
Grab my terryfold flaps
Grab my flappy folds
Grab my terry folds
Grab my foldy flaps
[Bridge I: Justin Roiland & Asya Saavedra]
Hey, touch my foldy flaps
Grab my terryfolds
Grab my foldy holds
Grab my terry flaps
In my terryfolds
Grab my terry flaps
You gotta touch ’em… my terryfolds
[Chorus I: Justin Roiland & Asya Saavedra]
Grab my terryfolds
Touch my holdy flaps
Take a big flap
Take my foldy flaps (Aaah)
My terryfolds (Aaah)
My foldy holds (Oooh)
And my terry flaps
Gotta grab my terry flaps
[Chorus II: Justin Roiland & Asya Saavedra]
Grab my terry flaps
Squeeze my holdy folds
Hold my goldy folds
Grab my foldy tolls
Grab my terry flap holds
Grab my terryfolds
Hold my foldy folds
Hold my terryfolds
[Verse I: Justin Roiland]
Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold?
I got one right here (here)
Grab my terry flap
Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap
Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance
Wanna come with me?
You can grab my holdy folds
Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch!
Suck my holdy flappy folds
Lick my flappy foldy holds
My terry flaps in your mouth
Suck my flaps you piece of shit!
[Bridge II: Justin Roiland]
Fuck you (fuck you)
You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah)
Hey, grab my terry flaps
Gonna eat those toldy folds
[Verse II: Justin Roiland]
I gotta couple of terryfold flaps
I got a flappy foldy flap
I’m gonna go take you to food
Gonna eat, then we’re going to the terryfold dance (dance)
You and me
We’re gonna go to the terryfold place
It’s gonna be a night out
Gonna have a real fancy time
Hoo!
[Outro: Justin Roiland]
Um, I don’t know, should I do it again?