Chinese to English Translation For A Watch

I got a watch from China and the paperwork that came with it had a blurb about the watch. I found this hilarious!

“This is a new stylish design of the new exciting products, using high-tech digital technology, the use of digital arrangement with the combination of imported high-brightness LED choose carefully built an impressive gray LED WATCH. When pressing the watch button displays the time, acted like a gap in the heat from the case broke out,…”

And my favorite part:

“… flowing over your every nerve, so you excited. Wow! The time out of their show, really fantastic!”


A simple LED watch “flows over your every nerve”… makes you “excited”! I will admit that the watch is a very unique design and impressive, but I don’t think the translation quite hit the mark. Makes it sound like an “adult product”! LOL

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