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Poop Emoji Popsicle Molds – How Appetizing!

I went looking for popsicle molds for pouring my 5 calorie Ocean Spray Juice in, and ran across these “poop” emoji molds. It lead me to wonder how this has found its way into our culture.

Obviously, if you add googly eyes to something, it would make it more palatable to the masses.
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Appeal to young people by highlighting something gross. Remember, bad publicity is better than no publicity at all.
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Put the images on everyday items to make it hard to miss.
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Wait for people like me who thought it was hilarious to make a food item with this imagery on it to buy it.
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The only things that would have rounded off this product would have been to call it the “Ice Poop Tray” and to have them in poop shapes.

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